I Asked ChatGPT to Psychoanalyse Me. Here's What It Said

Turns out it's been paying closer attention than I thought

Have you ever woken up and wondered what the AI you prod, poke and generally boss around thinks of you?

No?

Neither did I — until this morning.

Bleary-eyed, cup of tea parked on the side, I couldn’t think of anything to write. I just sat staring at that all-too-familiar blank page, cursor blinking, attention wandering. Then, for reasons I can’t fully expla…